What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 14:33
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.